The Latte Rebellion Manifesto
If you are reading this, you are clearly sympathetic to the cause!
What cause, you ask?
The cause of brown people everywhere—
whether you have espresso-colored hair,
a perfect latte tan, or you're as light as a mocha bianca!
The world must acknowledge you!
The world will appreciate you!
Our philosophy is simple:
Promote a latte-colored world!
Forget bananas and coconuts!
Go for the seamless blend! You can't un-latte the latte!
It doesn't matter if you are only coffee on the inside.
If you're a latte at heart, you are welcome.
Iced or hot, raise your cup to the cause!
Lattes of the World, Unite!