Respect the Latte

The Latte Rebellion Manifesto

If you are reading this, you are clearly sympathetic to the cause!
What cause, you ask?
The cause of brown people everywhere—
whether you have espresso-colored hair,
a perfect latte tan, or you're as light as a mocha bianca!
The world must acknowledge you!
The world will appreciate you!
Our philosophy is simple:
Promote a latte-colored world!
Forget bananas and coconuts!
Go for the seamless blend! You can't un-latte the latte!
It doesn't matter if you are only coffee on the inside.
If you're a latte at heart, you are welcome.
Iced or hot, raise your cup to the cause!
Lattes of the World, Unite!